this post is x-rated

it isn't really, but that's the feeling I get from lying here in bed and typing up a blog entry at...let's see...1:30 in the morning. this new laptop is the greatest thing that's happened to me all week.

so, how was everyone's st. patty's day? (though it has recently come to my attention that it's actually abbreviated st. paddy's day, but fuck it, I like my way better). mine was a total gong show. started out wearing one thing, but four carbombs and a lot of strongbow later, people convinced me it was a good idea to rock the pink shirt/tie combo. so I did. that's easily the most ridiculous picture of me ever taken.


anyway, the details of the evening post-shirt change are a little fuzzy, but I do remember the next morning quite well.

see, I had to get up for work at 830, so I decided I was going to be cheeky and got up at 7 to pound a few gallons of water and drop 2 advil, as per usual with a hangover. however, I fucked up my calculations. forgot to carry a 3 or something. when I got up again at 830 (clearly, I went right back to bed after the advil) I had a glass of OJ, grabbed two advil cold and sinus, and hopped in the car for the (quite literally) 1 minute drive to work.

that's a whole other story...maybe later...now where was I?

ah yes, cold and sinus. got to work at 850 or so and took the advil cold and sinus. I'm sure some of you can guess where this is going, but I sure couldn't at the time. about 15 minutes later I felt a little weird. 5 minutes after that I was on the floor because the room was spinning too fast. you see, I'd forgotten that I had taken the two normal advils at 7. not only did I mix my medications (essentially the same, but slightly different ingredients), but I'd overdosed as well. needless to say, my morning did not go too well.

so there you have it. od on over the counter drugs, and buy a new laptop. good times for everyone involved.